The Republic of Plass Kaylanale is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 1.4 billion Plass Kaylanaleans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 59.4%.

The all-consuming Plass Kaylanalean economy, worth 106 trillion baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,011 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Gated communities have guards to keep their residents in, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Plass Kaylanale will pay them to stop, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plass Kaylanale's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Plass Kaylanale is ranked 43,425^th in the world and 74^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,397.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.